This is So Washington

The email I just got from a friend:

Hello,

If you’re receiving this message, you have been designated “essential personnel” in the event of massive drinking. Pursuant to federal statute, your attendance is therefore required at our housewarming party tomorrow evening.

Warmly,
Personnel Office
Department of Inebriation

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